I give zero fucks about your school supply shopping trip. PGP.

Being two cups of coffee and a shit deep before anyone else gets to the office. PGP.

Counting down the days until my coworker nemesis goes on maternity leave. PGP.

I want to complain about my job but I signed the NDA. PGP.

I’m at least 20 years younger than everyone in my office. PGP.

I sound so much nicer in my office voicemail than I actually am in real life. PGP.

Since becoming a dad, I’ve become so out of touch with fashion I don’t think Johnny D’s clothes look that bad. PGP.

Need to find a drug guy. Coffee is just not getting it done anymore. PGP.

People thinking you’re not a hard worker because you can get done with your work in 1/3 of the time. PGP.

“This site is best experienced with Ad-Blockers turned off.” PGP.