Mad Men expectations. Glengary Glenross reality. PGP.

Got stuck behind a school bus all the way to work today.

Just realized that “All Killer, No Filler” by Sum 41 is 15 years old. PGP.

“Yeah, I’m gonna have to stop you right there…” PGPM.

Updating your LinkedIn profile at work. PGPowerMove.

I give zero fucks about what grade your kid is about to start. PGP.

My primary care physician is younger than me… PGP.