My dick boss just got yelled at by his boss and he is now pouting at his desk. Highlight of my week. PGP.

I’ve been at this job site for almost six weeks. Only have two friends. PGP.

Getting “sup”-d in the comments section was the highlight of my week. PGP.

Drinking away the pain of spending 6 months worth of savings on car repairs. PGP.

I gave out three business cards at a wedding last night. PGP.

Impressed by the spread at the hotel continental breakfast. PGP.

For some reason, Tinder doesn’t work while connected to my office’s WiFi. PGP.

My car is old enough to have its own driver’s license. PGP.

Opened a new Chrome tab while hooked up to the projector. All the new hires saw my most visited website was my gambling site. PGP.