My boss thinks it’s necessary to forward company-wide emails to us. PGP.

I’m way too hungover to be in the office today. PGP.

I almost set the office on fire today. PGP.

I’m a grown man taking a sick day to relive some glory days and play COD 4 with the boys. I have no shame. PGP.

Got a concussion playing beer league kickball. PGP.

I don’t know if I’m networking or dating. PGP.

Bought a bottle of wine for the week. Drank it all on Monday. PGP.

Honestly, has anyone actually figured this out yet? PGP.