UnproductiveBehavior

Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.

Member Since 10/09/2014

Having prescriptions for drugs you once used recreationally. PGP.

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We’d been inching closer for weeks, but my bathroom schedule has officially lined up with my boss’s. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The only decent looking woman in my office is also the HR rep. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

PGP Fail Friday

Actually using condoms. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

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The inspirational quote in your email signature makes you getting fired the change I want to see in the world. PGP.

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