UnproductiveBehavior

Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.

Member Since 10/09/2014

Please kill me if I ever become the person in the office who wears the blinking Christmas lights necklace. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Having the attitude, but not the energy to be the office prankster. PGP.

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My inbox is full, but my life is empty. PGP.

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Google is the only one outside of those with familial obligations that wished me a happy birthday. PGP.

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Each day I relate more and more to Phil Dunphy. PGP.

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1: “So what are you planning to do with your Christmas bonus?” 2: “Pay bills, probably.” PGP.

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My life is now basically just waiting until I get to go to sleep again and then not being able to fall asleep when that time comes. PGP.

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This Girl Lets Everyone Know How Single She Really Is In Her Hilarious Annual Christmas Card

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My parents started charging me rent. PGP.

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