UnproductiveBehavior

Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.

Member Since 10/09/2014

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The Stupidest Things My Friends Have Said In The Last Week: 1/5

I brought in a box of donuts this morning and watched three people’s New Year’s resolutions crumble to pieces. PGPM.

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My apartment has fleas. I don’t have a pet. PGP.

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I always volunteer to clean out the fridge in the break room every month so I can get some free food that may or may not have spoiled. PGP.

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“I know nobody likes me. Why do we have to have a holiday season to emphasize it?” – Charlie Brown. PGP.

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Holiday Mailbag: I Banged My Coworker After Our Holiday Party And Now I’m Scared

Our boss must celebrate Festivus, because he definitely just led an Airing of Grievances. PGP.

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Someone brought a baby to my friend’s Christmas party. PGP.

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I listened to “Dust in the Wind” twice in a row on my way to work this morning. PGP.

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