UnproductiveBehavior

Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.

Member Since 10/09/2014

Getting rejected by the charming but hideous IT guy. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Teaching people who make five times my salary how to do their jobs correctly. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Netflix reminding me every couple of hours how lazy I am by asking if I’m really still watching. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

How To Write A Shitty Young Adult Novel

Too poor for a girlfriend or a pet. Not busy at all. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Your Nudes Can Now Have A Pricetag: You Can Now Send Money Through Snapchat

Facebook Is Working On Their Version Of LinkedIn, Wants You To Waste More Time At Work

My “Rainy Day Fund” is an uncashed scratch-off lottery ticket. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Just gave my two weeks during my annual performance review. DOBBY IS A FREE ELF. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The New England Patriots Twitter Account Just Tweeted “I HATE N**GERS”