UnproductiveBehavior

Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.

Member Since 10/09/2014

On my way back from lunch today, I told myself out loud that “Everything’s going to be okay.” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I feel congratulations are in order. Our warehouse has officially gone eleven days without a stabbing incident. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Best Man Busts Bride Cheating On Her Wedding Day And The Insane Story Behind It

Having a Buzz Lightyear Mrs. Nesbitt-type meltdown during happy hour. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

10 Things The Internet Needs To Stop Telling Us

Jake from State Farm working until three in the morning, PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I’m a Jets fan. It only adds to the torture of Mondays. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

You’re Not Fooling Anyone With That Cider

Getting new tires on my car means not eating out for a month. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

You Are Not A Celebrity, Stop Acting Like One On Social Media