UnproductiveBehavior

Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.

Member Since 10/09/2014

How To “Dad Dance” Properly

Struck up a flirtationship with the hottest girl in my office. Found out she’s banging my boss. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The 4 Women You Need To Date Before Getting Locked Down

The new coffee I switched to gives me heartburn. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Creepy Elderly Woman Attempts To Sell Haunted Sword That’s Ruining Her Life On Craigslist

Already being asked if I’ve been naughty or nice this year. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I just changed my Netflix password and got angry texts from three of my exes. HBO Go is next. PGPM.

Post Grad Problems

Unsubscribing from the TFM email list. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

This Is Not A Drill: Season Three Of “House Of Cards” Has A Release Date

One of these days, I’m going to scream “Shut the fuck up” out loud instead of in my head. PGP.

Post Grad Problems