UnproductiveBehavior

Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.

Member Since 10/09/2014

Another day, another dollar. Well after taxes and inflation, it’s more like 72 cents. PGP.

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I’ve perfected the art of using a diagonal piece of bread as a hot dog bun. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

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When TImes New Roman size 12 looks small to you. PGP.

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I’m in an office wide Trivia Crack tournament. PGP.

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Spent over five hours of company time playing Oregon Trail, making up for all the elementary school sessions that my teachers cut short. PGP.

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Just realized I read and enjoyed an article ranking types of milk. PGP.

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I didn’t make a single call all last week and no one even said anything. PGP.

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