UnproductiveBehavior

Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.

Member Since 10/09/2014

Ranking The Sharks From “Shark Tank”

25 Ways To Raise Hell At Your Apartment Complex

Meal replacement bars and shakes make up the base of my food pyramid. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

“I can’t imagine ever not enjoying getting fucked up. I love it.” -Donnie Azoff. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

PGP Fail Friday: Drugs At Work

A Realistic Super Bowl Ticket Pricing Chart

The guy that sits beside me, Patrick, is a 40-year-old part time student at the local college while working an entry level sales job, and constantly reminisces about when he used to “crush sales” with a Land Rover dealership. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

All-Male Casts For Chick Flicks That Need To Happen Now Since “Ghostbusters” Went All-Female

When it’s not just the weird kids from high school anymore, but your actual friends getting engaged now. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The Overconfident Millennial’s Guide To Getting Into The Real Estate Game