UnproductiveBehavior

Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.

Member Since 10/09/2014

I Need This Awesome 24-Hour Fitness Trainer To Be My Personal Trainer ASAP

Woman Outbid On Dream Home Launches Vicious Psychological Warfare Campaign Against Couple That Outbid Her

Found myself explaining tinder to everyone at work; they looked at me like I had just discovered fire. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The last two girls I have been with have gotten engaged to the guy after me. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The amount of estrogen envy in the office every time flowers are delivered #PGP

Post Grad Problems

DIMEBAG: The Trainwreck That Is Lena Dunham And Three-Day Weekends

“Other duties as assigned” being the only accurate part of your job description. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Took the scenic route to FedEx just to stay out the office longer. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

McDonald’s Employee Trashes Restaurant After Getting Fired, Has Awesome Voice

PGP Fail Friday: Plan B