UnproductiveBehavior

Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.

Member Since 10/09/2014

Things Girls Do After Graduation: Throw Jewelry Parties

The 8 Essentials For The Cubicle Warrior

Get me the fuck out of here. PGP.

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I Hate Your Engagement Photos

Debating if my ability to lie to clients is a credit to my resourcefulness or a sign of my lack of morality

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Hooked up with my old high school girlfriends mom this weekend.

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My friends moms aren’t hot anymore.

Post Grad Problems

James Bond knows what the weight of an empty gun feels like. I’m the same way with my stapler. PGP.

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Things Girls Do After Graduation: Become A Foodie

Chose to binge watch Netflix last night rather than binge drink tequila. PGP

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