My boss ” every paycheck you need to invest 33% and save another 33%.” He must think I get paid more than 35k

My boss just discovered Florida Georgia Line. He also controls our radio. PGP.

I’m in the minority of Americans who actually drink enough water. But only because it’s free and gives me a chance to get up and walk to the break room.

The only thing that could salvage this day is seeing an intern cry

Let’s all run to the window because we’ve never seen rain before. PGP.

Getting the cold shoulder for taking a day off.