UnproductiveBehavior

Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.

Member Since 10/09/2014

Grotesquely over exaggerating your job title to the waitress at The United Airlines Club when she asks what you do for a living. PGP

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I Was The Worst Non-Criminal 13-Year-Old Of All Time

I’m not ever messing with anybody in this guy’s parish.

Hardcore Louisiana Sheriff Calls Out Criminal In WWE-esque Crimestoppers Video

I’m pretty sure my interview yesterday was for a Ponzi scheme. PGP.

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Getting written up for telling my boss “it’s not my job to vacuum” PGP

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Not as bad as Paul Dunne on the second tee, but not good either.

Golfer Smokes Innocent Bird Bystander With Terrible Drive

Morning T Boost: Born To Run

How A Trip To The Barbershop Introduced Me To The Most Chill Old Man Of All Time

HR gave a presentation on the 2050 retirement package today. The countdown begins. PGP.

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The middle aged IT guy types with one finger.

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