UnproductiveBehavior

Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.

Member Since 10/09/2014

I didn’t wake up in a new Bugatti today. PGP

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The Inner Monologue Of A Dog At A Bar

You Need To Get Over It

Boss came up to talk to me while I was changing a nearby gym locker room. I literally showed my ass to the boss. PGP

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Half-joking about wiring all my clients’ funds to my own account

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Assuming a member of the opposite sex is flirting with you when they add you on LinkedIn.

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You either blackout a hero, or drink long enough to see yourself become the villian. PGP

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Ordered Jimmy John’s online two hours ago but forgot to press “submit” so I’m just not eating lunch today. PGP.

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Using your work phone for spotify so you don’t max out your personal data plan. PGPowerMove.

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