UnproductiveBehavior

Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.

Member Since 10/09/2014

The interpretation of casual Friday here varies wildly

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Still a jam.

Hootie And The Blowfish Reunited On Letterman Last Night

Someone in my office anonymously left a brochure for AA on my desk.

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How We Really Read Those Awful Signs Posted By Coworkers

Realistic Facebook Mobile Alerts

Summer and winter are the same season when you have no windows in your office.

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Why The Concept of “Guilty Pleasures” Is Stupid

I really need to get started on my taxes. PGP

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The Ten Commandments of Sunday Drinking

It took me four cups of coffee to realize that someone had brewed decaf in the regular color designated coffee pot. PGP.

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