UnproductiveBehavior

Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.

Member Since 10/09/2014

Starbucks’ #RaceTogether Campaign Finds Way To Make Mornings Worse: By Talking About Race!

Having to create two different ESPN accounts so that your coworker’s group can’t see that you’re also affiliated with your college friend’s group called “Tiggo Bitties”. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Spirit Airlines New $69 Promotion is Ballsy and In-Your-Face

All of my friends are going to my ex-girlfriends wedding this weekend.

Post Grad Problems

I just read “21 True Facts About Drew Carey That Will Blow Your Mind”.

Post Grad Problems

3am conference calls with Japanese clients. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

One of these days I’m gonna order a beer at lunch. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Kate Upton settling with those Game of War commercials makes me feel better about settling with my career path. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

At least they took the time to send a rejection email.

Post Grad Problems

The 6 People You’ll See At Your 10-Year High School Reunion And How To Deal With Them