UnproductiveBehavior

Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.

Member Since 10/09/2014

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My boss’s 16-year-old kid drives a nicer car than I do. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

My financial adviser described my drinking habit as “financially irresponsible.” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

They’re actually enjoying the hell out of this.

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Did the math. If I don’t get at least $1,732 back on my tax return, I’ll have operated at a loss in 2014.

Post Grad Problems