PGP Fail Friday


Twelve real PGP submissions. Names were omitted to protect the fragile and guilty.

I’m usually too tired to jack it when I get home. PGP

Working hard or hardly working?

Nailed my secretary on my second day in the office. PGP

Probably a poor decision long term. Keep that on the DL.

She got the house and the dog. PGP

That’s a tough thing, pal.

I considered installing a camera in the women’s locker room at my gym. PGP

At a minimum you’d be violating numerous state laws.

Forgot to take my Zoloft so I just took a Benadryl. PGP

Probably not going to have the same effect, but I’m no doctor so just do you player.

Got busted looking down a coworker’s blouse. PGP

Who hasn’t?

Hiding your prejudices because you work in a diverse environment. PGP

Damn shame this stuff still happens in 2015.

I drink to make the pain go away. PGP

We all have our reasons.

Wiping your ass with Wendy’s napkins because you’re out of TP. PGP

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Having friends but still being lonely. PGP

All your rowdy friends have settled down.

Watching porn in the handicap stall.

If that’s all you were doing, I don’t have a problem with this.

I caught our secretary staring at my cock. PGP

You may need to invoke the tuck method.

Depositions are no joke

Shoutout to the great Dick Poop for his Oscar nomination

Now, Get Money

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