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Member Since 01/14/2015

Just Keep Drinking
Fourth of July Acknowledgement of Risk
What I'd Actually Like To Say In My Job Interview
What I'd Like To Say In A Cover Letter
The One Reason Why Girls Go To The Bathroom Together
Error Messages Are Getting A Little Too Casual
Coping With False Hipster Allegations
Blank Space Rewritten
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