Won $2000 in the casino. Used all of it to pay my credit card bill. PGP.

Three-day weekend means my credit card bill is through the roof. PGP.

College girls think I’m too told. Girls I meet out think I’m too young. PGP.

Spending the rest of the afternoon cleaning out the speaker holes in my iPhone with a push pin. PGP.

Working for a company that doesn’t have “summer Fridays.” PGP.

Work was offering free lunch today but instead I drove 10 minutes and ate at Arby’s alone just to get out of the office. PGP.

I’m more attracted to the DirecTV puppet wife than the girls at my agency. PGP.

Drunkenly ironing a shirt in a hotel room. PGP.

When your boss describes your title as an “entry level position,” in front of you. PGP.

Submitted a request for two hours of vacation on Thursday to watch USA vs. Germany. Denied. PGP.