How does one get into white collar crime? PGP.

Justifying early day drinking because you’ll probably get to bed at a decent hour. PGP.

I’m not in a dry spell. Just letting the market breathe. PGP.

They should fire whoever put black licorice in the conference room candy bowl. PGP.

Choosing to work optional overtime on Saturday, not because I need the money, but because I need more stuff to do on the weekend. PGP.

My alarm is set for 6:47AM because I NEED those extra two minutes of sleep. PGP.

Wearing athletic shorts while eating an entire pizza. PGP.

Being way too pleased with your Quiznos order. PGP.

Just opened Instagram and instinctively started swiping right. PGP.

Spent all night debating what type of fat guy I am after reading the PGP column. PGP.