Corporate shut down my office and gave me severance. I should be looking for a job, but I’m looking forward to an all-expenses-paid summer. PGP.
The amount of power I felt on Tinder when swiping left on a girl name Felicia and screaming “Bye Felicia!” was unreal. PGP.
Coming to terms with the inevitability of meeting my future wife at a bar. PGP.
Getting a new chair being the most exciting thing to happen at work in a while. PGP.
Leaving your work laptop on your dining room table, but hiding your personal one, that way if somebody breaks in you have a decoy laptop. PGP.
Being sore from putting together IKEA furniture. PGP.
He also got up, finished the show and got stitches afterward. Rock ‘n roll.
Having a significantly better lifestyle while away on a business trip. PGP.
*accidentally swipes left* “SHE WAS THE ONE!” PGP.
My boss’s coffee is as black as her soul. PGP.
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