When getting the A/C in your car fixed destroys you financially. PGP.

1:”Hows it going” 2:”Just livin’ the dream.” PGP.

I started watching Survivor just so me and my boss have something to talk about. PGP.

I have way more money in my 401k than my bank account. They swore I wouldn’t even miss it. PGP.

Thought I was getting yelled at via email because it was in all caps. Turns out my coworker is just a moron. PGP.

Couples who publicly celebrate monthiversaries, we’re not in middle school anymore. PGP.

Finishing your work well in advance of when it’s due, but only handing it in slightly early to avoid being given more work. PGP.

I feel like I’m Leonardo DiCaprio from Catch Me If You Can. Every day I go to my new job, dressing and acting like I belong, and wondering when they’ll figure out I don’t know shit. PGP.

Some mornings I just want to build a fort in my bed and stay there forever. PGP.