Telling the girls in the bar you’re 21, and telling clients you’re 29.
Finding out years later that your parents were right. About everything. PGP
Your move, Clown.
Spending Sunday looking for the fire alarm that is making noise. PGP
“Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far far away from here.”
Turns out 9 to 5 is just an expression
Convincing yourself you’re only single because you swiped the wrong way on Tinder that one time. PGP.
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