The constant debate between staying with the company for growth opportunities or leaving and making more money elsewhere. PGP.

“Your monthly bill is now available to view.” PGP.

Maybe I should start tanning. PGP.

Nothing makes me feel more like an adult than shopping in the produce section at the grocery store. PGP.

Turning down.

Emailing your friend a link rather than posting it on their Facebook wall

My favorite college bar opened a location in my hometown. It’s not the same. PGP.

Learning the boss’s schedule so you can leave for lunch 2 minutes after him, and take 2 hours. PGP.

I’d love to quit, but if I can get them to fire me, I get severance and unemployment. PGP.