Submitting one resume and immediately planning a life based around that potential job. PGP.
Using the Snapchat caption to cover your newly-formed double chin. PGP.
Coolest bros in the world. I just hope to God that it was a Lone Star tallboy.
Giving blood at the company blood drive, not to save lives but to get out of work and lay down for an hour. PGP.
Forgetting your headphones at home the day your office-mate decides to have a 30 minute phone call in Mandarin. PGP.
Spending 10 hours a day in a fluorescent-lit gulag. PGP.
Got a flat tire after work. Didn’t tell anyone, but took a picture to use as an excuse if I’m ever late. PGP.
The most productive thing I’ve done today was download the PGP app. PGP.
Coming home to eat leftovers on your couch in your underwear and watch Netflix. PGP.
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