“I keep forgetting it’s not Monday!” -Everyone. PGP.

Welcome to the junior high of life. PGP.

Watching so much Netflix on a three day weekend that you actually start to miss work. PGP.

A feeling of absolute rage and hollow sense of defeat upon being told about the mandatory 4:30 Friday meeting. PGP.

Praying your check goes in at midnight to cover your “Thirsty Thursday” bar tab. PGP.

1: “Why do they even have the sort from High to Low option?” 2: “To make you feel poor.” PGP.

Searching your conference call host on LinkedIn only to discover they’re not as hot as they sounded. PGP.

Celebrated my 1-year anniversary with a phone interview in my car during lunch. PGP.

1: “Let’s do lunch.” 2: “If I had a nickel for every time I heard that, I wouldn’t need this job.” PGP.