listen you silly bitches, I don’t pick out what i wear in my friends wedding. For your edification, i will make sure everyone in my wedding is wearing black tie three piece tuxes, and shiny black shoes.
they’re supposed to raising ALS awareness? i had a friend that said “i’m sick of seeing it and i don’t know know what ALS is still”.. people should instead say “ALS is the disease that Stephen Hawking has, also called Lou Gehrigs. donate to alsa.com to help” and be fucking done with this horseshit
wait, what? Is this the first time you’ve heard the word consultant used? A consultant is someone that a company hires to do a job they cannot do in-house.
Dig what you’re saying. But I think the chipotle hype isn’t because it’s the most amazing burrito ever, but that it stands alone in its quality at the $7 price point.
“Amatuer darby between local students” Wow what a way to understate the Iron Bowl. Does this dip know that the players are drafted from all over the country? and why not show some of the game and the intensity of the stadium? He just showed all the crap that goes on during highschool football.
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Texas’ laws aren’t conducive to the craft brewing scene. It’s illegal to brew and distribute from the same building. Also, St. Arnold’s sucks.
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Texas A&M rookies know how to stay in the papers. Gonna miss him, he had hangs like glue.
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listen you silly bitches, I don’t pick out what i wear in my friends wedding. For your edification, i will make sure everyone in my wedding is wearing black tie three piece tuxes, and shiny black shoes.
groomsmen don’t pick out what they wear. also, did not wear a suit. It was a wedding on the beach in South Padre
they’re supposed to raising ALS awareness? i had a friend that said “i’m sick of seeing it and i don’t know know what ALS is still”.. people should instead say “ALS is the disease that Stephen Hawking has, also called Lou Gehrigs. donate to alsa.com to help” and be fucking done with this horseshit
wait, what? Is this the first time you’ve heard the word consultant used? A consultant is someone that a company hires to do a job they cannot do in-house.
My buddy took your bro tank and shoes idea and made it better. He gave all of us groomsmen classic vans to wear in the ceremony.
Are you still in college? are you super muscular? No? stop wearing tank tops.
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Painfully appropriate. Well done.
uh oh, someone’s been censoring our comments.
she’s knows “dad body” is a thing so she’s saying dad body.
she’s trying to be funny.
that was great.
sidenote: i like his twitter icon
you rudecrudedudebagofprechewedfooddude
Dig what you’re saying. But I think the chipotle hype isn’t because it’s the most amazing burrito ever, but that it stands alone in its quality at the $7 price point.
My mom bought everyone in our family a gun for Christmas after Obama was elected.
I have an XD too (.9mm)
“Amatuer darby between local students” Wow what a way to understate the Iron Bowl. Does this dip know that the players are drafted from all over the country? and why not show some of the game and the intensity of the stadium? He just showed all the crap that goes on during highschool football.
Or maybe Stephen Fry is just trollin’
So glad this was actually funny and not one of those hyper critical post telling me I’m not grown up enough.
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