1: “I work an 8-5.” 2: “You mean 9-5?” 1: “No. That’s a figment of your young imagination.” PGP.

The walk of shame now being the distance from the restroom to your cubicle after being in there for an absurd amount of time. PGP.

Awkwardly waiting in line at the water cooler as the office fitness freak fills up her 30 gallon water bottle. PGP.

Getting a whiff of the dark roast you had earlier when at the urinal. PGP.

The first time you utter the words “that must have been before your time.” PGP.

I’ve been invited to eight weddings this year. PGP.

Doing a phone interview from the parking lot of your current employer. PGP.