I get excited for training classes out of state because it’s the closest I come to a real vacation

I spend most of my Monday at work trying to think of witty posts to put on the PGP wall. PGP.

Babe flirting with me in the bar turned out to be a hooker. I couldn’t afford it. PGP

I didn’t drink at all yesterday. This morning I feel like a million bucks, that I’ll probably never have. PGP.

I still make out in bars.PGP

Came back home drunk on a Thursday night to hear, “How was your night honey?” From my mom.

Pretty sure I’m the guy who’s always humming in my office. PGP.

Tore my left ACL in 2012. Tore my right one Sunday night playing indoor soccer. I’ll have two knee surgeries before I’m 25. I’m giving up on sports for good. PGP.

Chasing the mythological creature of “work/life balance”. PGP.