Just realized I requested 4/20 off and now my boss thinks I’m a stoner.

I fell asleep during the commercial break before the Blackhawks won in double OT last night. #PGP

I don’t want to be here.

This morning I parked next to a guy sleeping in his car. PGP.

Calling shotgun on your way to lunch with co-workers.

“Sorry I was multi-tasking, can you repeat that?” PGP.

Taking a casual Friday approach to Thursday mornings #PGP

It’s practically Friday…

I got my tax refund. I’M RICH, BITCH!