I’m so bored, I just watched a snapchat story about Toronto. PGP

It’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care….

Sunny and 75 Monday through Thursday. 90% chance of rain Friday through Sunday. PGP.

I got on the same elevator with the attractive girl, and completely choked

My new office is about 90% women and 99% of them have boyfriends or husbands. PGP

Only being able to tell your coworkers the PG13, edited for TV, version of your weekend. PGP

Threatening to boycott your friends wedding if they don’t have an open bar. PGP

That primal rush when Chipotle doesn’t charge you for double meat.

Only ordering sodas at lunch when it’s on the company dime.