Should’ve started that pop punk band back in ’06. PGP.

Coworkers who think Flo from Progressive is hilarious. PGP.

One of our suppliers gave me Lakers tickets. I sold them for cash. PGP.

Checking the hot intern’s LinkedIn profile before making a move. PGP.

Looking up your Tinder dates on LinkedIn. PGP.

“I don’t know, make the intern figure it out.”

Every time I crack open a Diet Coke at work I pretend its a beer. PGP.

Spending more then you make.

My coworker asked me to read something to her because I knew the Greek Alphabet and she didn’t. They were Roman Numerals. PGP