Sucking up to my bosses kid so he can put in a good word for me.

The old women at my office all gather in the lunch room at noon and watch Family Feud. PGP.

Actually enjoying the hold music groove and then having it ripped away when the other end picks up. PGP.

My boss didn’t accept my request to connect on LinkedIn

My friend is proposing to his girlfriend this weekend. The first domino to fall. PGP

“There will be no relocation allowance for this position.” PGP.

Still waiting on that tenth grade geometry to come in handy in the real world. PGP

I’m the only one in my department who showed up for work today and I’m still to scared to get a beer with lunch. PGP.

“Can you believe it’s already the second quarter?”