Added a girl from TFM’s Babe of the day on Instagram. Girlfriend made me delete my account after. PGP

Interns showing you the hot new apps. PGP.

There is a puddle of piss that accumulates under both urinals everyday by noon

Just one year out of playing D1 sports and I already have a dad body for the ages. PGP

The only other employee under 40 just quit. PGP.

My friend just had a kid, and now he sucks. PGP

My secret handicap stall now has a lock to gain access. PGP.

Attempting to network by adding someone you don’t know personally on LinkedIn and then awkwardly meeting them in person. PGP.

Bought a steamer to save on dry cleaning. I’m way to lazy to use it. Pgp.

I hate everyone I work with. PGP.