Went to apologize to my boss for being late. He had no idea who I was. #PGP

No one has responded to my happy hour group text. PGP.

My boss changed my start time from 7AM to 6AM. PGP.

Watering down your humor to make it office appropriate. PGP.

That deep breath you take every time you arrive at the office. PGP.

I did absolutely nothing this weekend. PGP.

Started spending my tax refund today… haven’t yet done my taxes.

Got cutoff at the hotel bar again. PGP.

Praying for the lay off so I get severance, and a break. PGP.