“Sorry I’m late, my kids are on Spring Break.”

Apparently everyone at my office is a meteorologist.

That person in your office building that you see every day but you never say hi to. PGP

Started calling my supervisor “Pledge Master” because I swear he’s hazing.

Keeping a mental list of coworkers who don’t wash their hands PGP

Inspirational quotes in email signatures. PGP.

Cried on the way to work today. PGP.

Back to driving to work in the dark. PGP.

I’m having a beer at lunch as a memorial to Spring Break, and better days. PGP.

It’s 8:30 a.m. on a Monday. Someone already burned popcorn.