Got overly excited about my credit score moving up PGP

“We should own a bar!” PGP

Coworkers acting like they’ve never seen a Catholic on Ash Wednesday. PGP.

Being endorsed for relationship building on LinkedIn despite not being in a relationship.

I have got to stop drinking like I’m still in college. PGP.

Team Snapchat was the only person to wish me a happy Valentine’s Day. PGP.

The last two girls I have been with have gotten engaged to the guy after me. PGP.

Just got a text from the office manager saying we are opening the office late due to the snow. I was already here. PGP.

My paycheck feels like a participation award. PGP.