They’re not gonna let us leave early. PGP.

Someone at the office announced they were retiring today. I still have 40 more years. PGP

Decided to stay in because Uber had a surge.

Having to learn from Forbes Magazine that my undergraduate degree is useless. PGP.

Ran into my ex at a mutual friend’s wedding, her new boyfriend is a really cool guy. PGP.

My tobacco consumption has quadrupled during unemployment. PGP

“Thank you for scheduling your payment” Fuck off. PGP

Life becoming a fine balance between Officespace, the Truman Show, and Groundhog Day. PGP

Chasing Tylenol with coffee. PGP.

When you wake up 3 minutes before your alarm will go off but you still try to fall back asleep anyway. PGP.