My team signed Tim Tebow. PGP

I fell asleep before the Blackhawks even got to OT last night. PGP.

Taking 2 hours of mental preparation for 10 minutes worth of work. PGP

When the boss is away, the interns get paid. With extra work, the interns get paid with more of my work. PGP.

I have way too much in common with the interns

“You’re the future leaders of this company”

Paying for your unemployed friends bar tab, because it’s the right thing to do. PGP.

My week revolves around Game of Thrones. PGP

Automatically downloading the apple watch app but not being anywhere close to being able to afford the actual watch #PGP

Received a congratulatory email for a promotion in error.