Hooked up with my old high school girlfriends mom this weekend.

Having to “urban dictionary” words interns use. PGP

Wondering if the office milf would cheat on her husband. PGP

If only my job was as good as my LinkedIn mades it sound. PGP.

Tyrion needing wine to sleep.

More like DRINK DE MAYO. AMIRIGHT?! (Just kidding, I’m at work and went to bed at 9:30 last night.) PGP

I tried to get up early and run today. I didn’t get up early and run today. PGP.

My parents kicked me off the family plan. PGP.

HR reminds me of the Sons of The Harpy. PGP