Amazon has Dockers 35% off this week. PGP.

Everyone in my office assumes they’re invited to my wedding. PGP

Sometimes I feel unprofessional for being a freelancer who works from home..But then I just roll over and take a 2:00 pm nap.

Just uttering “Mornin'” to a coworker because you’re apparently too lazy to say “Good morning.” PGP.

Debating if my ability to lie to clients is a credit to my resourcefulness or a sign of my lack of morality

Was asked why I don’t have kids yet today. PGP.

I’ve had the dad bod before dad bods were cool. PGP

Frantically pressing the close door button in the elevator at the sound of approaching footsteps. PGP.

Realizing your new Audi expectations just became your used Hyundai reality. PGP.

The “We only have enough money for 2 more months of operations” talk from the CEO. PGP.