We all just got laid off.

Having ambitions to make chicken parmesan for dinner, being so lazy I settle for a rotisserie chicken instead. PGP

Took a personal on Monday. Saw a matinee by myself, cut the lawn, and was in bed by 9. PGP

Tried to impress a girl at the gym…threw my back out

My boss just rejected my expense report for $7.00. PGP

“Swiped right” being our generation’s “high school sweethearts” story told during wedding vows.

Went up another survey age bracket.

Last Friday night I ordered checks and went to bed at 10:30. PGP.