I can’t get LTE in the bathroom anymore. PGP

Finally found a job with my undergrad degree. It only took 4 years and 2 semesters of grad school.

My co-workers still ask how my ex is doing. PGP.

I can’t even afford to casually date. PGP.

The hardest part of my job is pretending to care.

The day-after-graduation depression leading to a trip to home depot to find an adult hobby because binge-drinking is now frowned upon. PGP

Fat, but not happy.

The “how many student loans do you have” conversation.

I don’t piss excellence in the morning. I piss dark roast. PGP