I upvote my own posts…sometimes. PGP.

Taking fake poops

Just realized I’m past the “all my friends are getting married” stage and have slid head first into the “all my friends are having babies” stage. PGP.

Watching your first day optimism and energy turn into cynicism and indifference. PGP

Your once funny twitter feed now becoming an outlet to aggressively attack poor customer service accounts.

Thinking about the wrong SEC in news headlines. PGP.

Rage Against the Copy Machine. PGP.

I don’t get wedding invites anymore because all my friends are already married. PGP

I’m always tired. PGP.

Snapchat can go to hell with it’s new “Lakeside Summer” Story. PGP