Restarting the computer for a five minute break. PGP.

Buying dress pants from Kohl’s. PGP

My ex just got engaged to my former boss. Pgp

My boss sent me pictures from his colonoscopy saying “See, told you I wasn’t full of shit” Massive PGP.

My company charges our clients 5 times the amount that they pay me. PGP

The guy next to me quit so I switched my monitor for his bigger one. PGPM.

Holy shit my timeline is nauseating. PGP.

I stole toilet paper from my work. PGP.

Making in 17 years what Andrew McCutchen took home in one paycheck. PGP.

I’m not even pretending to work today. PGP.