She liked my LinkedIn post, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.

My boss has AskJeeves as his homepage. PGP

The soul crushing moment that you realize you’re officially a sellout. PGP.

Explaining memes to the office dinosaur…

Had a brief convo with the new guy today…. once he said he is 24 and married I walked away.

Interviewed a guy who reminded me of myself. I did not hire him because I know how much of a piece of shit I am. PGP.

My PGP submission is currently live. Me, not so much. PGP

The after lunch poop being the most consistent part of your day. PGP.

Setting up fake conference calls so I don’t have to interact with my cubicle mates

When your boss suggests buying or doing things that he certainly knows aren’t affordable on your salary. PGP.